IAGII, IIIAG !

IAGII – I am God in Isolation

IIIAG – In isolation, I am God!

We do not have a public swimming pool and therefore are not subject to the laws of the Health Department:

(R) "Public swimming pool" means any indoor or 

outdoor structure, chamber, or

tank containing a body of water for swimming, 

diving, or bathing that is

intended to be used collectively for swimming,

 diving, or bathing and is operated

by any person whether as the owner, lessee, 

operator, licensee, or

concessionaire, regardless of whether or 

not a fee is charged for use, but does

not mean any public bathing area or 

private residential swimming pool.

(1) "Diving" does not include professional

 stunt diving, theatrical diving

performances, and similar attractions if

 the body of water used for the stunt

diving, theatrical performance, or other

 attraction is used exclusively for

that purpose.

(2) "Bathing" means any activity with a

 body of water, except for personal

cleansing, religious ceremonies, medical

 purposes under the care of a

professional certified by the Ohio state

 medical board pursuant to Chapter

4731 of the Revised Code or participation

 in aquarium shows, professional

stunt diving, theatrical performances, 

dunking tanks, and similar attractions

if the body of water is used exclusively 

for that purpose.

(3) "Structure, chamber or tank" means 

any container that does not possess

both of the following characteristics:

(a) The container is easily portable when

 empty; and

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(b) The container is capable of holding no

 more than one hundred fifty

gallons of water.

 
	
our pool is for religious ceremony
	
our tank is easily portable when empty
	
our tank operates with 125 gallons of water
	
our tank is not used collectively
 

This proclamation marks the founding of the First Transuniversal Church of Sensory Deprivation!

Our two commandments:

	
It's all up to you
	
See #1!

 

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