IAGII, IIIAG !
IAGII – I am God in Isolation
IIIAG – In isolation, I am God!
We do not have a public swimming pool and therefore are not subject to the laws of the Health Department:
(R) "Public swimming pool" means any indoor or
outdoor structure, chamber, or
tank containing a body of water for swimming,
diving, or bathing that is
intended to be used collectively for swimming,
diving, or bathing and is operated
by any person whether as the owner, lessee,
operator, licensee, or
concessionaire, regardless of whether or
not a fee is charged for use, but does
not mean any public bathing area or
private residential swimming pool.
(1) "Diving" does not include professional
stunt diving, theatrical diving
performances, and similar attractions if
the body of water used for the stunt
diving, theatrical performance, or other
attraction is used exclusively for
that purpose.
(2) "Bathing" means any activity with a
body of water, except for personal
cleansing, religious ceremonies, medical
purposes under the care of a
professional certified by the Ohio state
medical board pursuant to Chapter
4731 of the Revised Code or participation
in aquarium shows, professional
stunt diving, theatrical performances,
dunking tanks, and similar attractions
if the body of water is used exclusively
for that purpose.
(3) "Structure, chamber or tank" means
any container that does not possess
both of the following characteristics:
(a) The container is easily portable when
empty; and
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(b) The container is capable of holding no
more than one hundred fifty
gallons of water.
our pool is for religious ceremony
our tank is easily portable when empty
our tank operates with 125 gallons of water
our tank is not used collectively
This proclamation marks the founding of the First Transuniversal Church of Sensory Deprivation!
Our two commandments:
- It's all up to you
- See #1!
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